Festus Ezeli
C · 3 seasons · 2012-13 – 2015-16
Festus Ezeli sits 2710th on the totals basis and 2357th per game, a career that reads differently depending on the question. No season of his scores higher than 2015-16, at -1.7, 274th that season and 13756th of 24,555 player-seasons on record. On the credit side, blocks (+2.7), turnovers (+1.3) and field-goal percentage (+1.3). On the debit side, free-throw percentage (-2.9), three-pointers (-2.4) and assists (-2.1). The 353-place difference between his two bases is not noise: it is what he was worth per night set against how many nights he played.