Gene Guarilia
F · 4 seasons · 1959-60 – 1962-63
Two lenses, two verdicts. Gene Guarilia ranks 3935th by career totals and 4174th per game. No season of his scores higher than 1961-62, at -2.9, 91st that season and 16717th of 24,555 player-seasons on record. Switching basis moves him 239 places, which is the whole argument about availability in a single figure.